He was a good man, you could say. Except he wasn't a man at all. He was a GERBEL. A gerbel that lead gerbelsmout of extinction. He was just a little theif. He didn't think k of it as theivery. He thought of it as well survival. He stole from the humans who tried to kill him. One day he got tired. He was bored and his parents were away fighting against the next tribe, the purple people eaters. No they aren't really purple and they don't eat people. Thy just are weird. The farmer was out harvesting crops. It was his last chance to get food. He wasn't going to miss it for anything. He dashed up the hill to the farm and saw something beautiful.
It wasn't like anything he'd ever seen before. It was an onion. Onions are more sacred than candy. Imagine your favorite candy. Then if you multiplied how much you love it by 2 then maybe, MAYBE, you would love it as much as a gerbel loved an onion. He dashed at it. He didn't even try to be sneaky. He made so much noise, the farmer heard him. He didn't notice that though. The farmers back in the day didn't have shoes. They weren't like that. Man, get on their level. He tried to block the onion with his foot. The gerbel was already in the air. BTW's the gerbels name is Bralieph.
Ralieph bit into what he thought was the onion but the taste tasted terrible. I mean really bad. Like eating a foot bad. That's because he bit into the farmers foot. The farmer exclaimed "mnjlbjnohngujhkbjbjb!" That's what the verbal heard. Gerbels don't speak English,they speak gerban. He fell back hard. The farmer had a shear and was ready to kill him. He knew his doom was near.
He crunched so hard you could almost hear his bone crack. The farmer took his shear and saw the little useless geebel just lying on the ground. Braileiph tried to play dead but the farmer was too smart for that. The farmer grunted as he was about to kill this little guy. But instead of death which Braileiph thought was going to happen, he was flying. Not like superman but he couldn't control himself. He landed hard at the bottom of the hill. The farmer yelled "AÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! YOU LITTLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" He was not happy. The farmer turned and dashed down the mountain to not just kill little Braileiph but destroy the whole gerbel village.
He came to the village and with the swing of his shear, the roofs of houses went flying. Their carrot and potatoes gardens destroyed. Then the gerbels arrived. They saw a huge human taking swings at their lives. They could only do one thing. Only one thing to do, fight back. They got their swords (pins) and sheilds( a glass box) and charged at him. He saw them coming and laughed. I mean he fell down and was crying laughing. The gerbils used this to an advantage and poked him liked he was never poked befors
